Synopsis
cast antlers [<victim>]
Description
Nobody wants antlers, they just sort of ... Happen. Elk and reindeer for time immemorial have remained uninvited to whichever organizational meeting is responsible for distributing headgear, and Ilandrama researchers have figured out how to disinvite specific individuals from that meeting retroactively- rapidly inducing the growth of antlers. And the equally- rapidly dispossession of their headgear, as relevant.